Juan is our neighbor (except the Drum Lord’s, because she lives too far away and drives around with a minivan full of drums). He trains Ang’s guns. He loves punk. He is funny (but Emma might be funnier). He is our band manager*. He also built this website blog thing and we love it. Icy Hot luvs Juan.

Juan, when are you starting the documentary?

*On behalf of Juan, and ourselves, we would like to issue a correction: Juan is our anti-manager. We are unmanageable. “If a fucker wants to manage you, he/she/they are welcome to try, it will not go well.”